This site houses the comic Deathchord which, instead of being printed on dead wood is published straight onto the web, maybe possibly a web-comic of sorts to coin a phrase. The comic is updated on Wednesdays, Mondays and Fridays where a new page is posted to the main page. You can then view this comic, without charge, and follow the stories and characters as they amble chaotically along. More self-important twaddle and tit-bits on the comic here.

What happens to the old comics?

Due to advances in technology and the experimentations of the head brains, php page scripting allows the old comics to be preserved on the site in chronological order via database methods. Old comics can be accessed via the buttons to the left of the comic viewable on each page. The buttons work as listed below. There are other buttons which should be self-explanitory and lead you to various pages containing links (titled, coincidentally, Links), amongst other things. There aren't any viruses or flashing gifs or porn here, so don't worry about clicking on a link that doesn't seem obvious. Take a leap of faith.

All pages in the archives are identical, apart from the changing comic image, and you can easily get back to the main page by clicking on the big Deathchord logo to the far right or clicking on the Last button. Clicking your heels will not work.

Your site is a horrendous mess and I want to read the comic but do not wish to view the site again.

There is an RSS feed that posts…a link to the comic on the site. Sorry, you got no choice.

Honestly, I really really really hate the site design. What's with it?

I like weird/dumb designs. I hate boring tables and frames. Also I'm not much of a webpage mechanic so all I've got is a small shred of visual niceness/harshness.

Duh, I know what a webcomic is, fartface.

Some people don’t. So stick a sausage somewhere.

Where's the newsposts like some of the other e-comix have?

I'm an internet user and part-time agoraphobe. I am horrendously boring.

This is OK, I guess. Could be better.

Well, there are OTHER webcomics which actually are far better than my old tripe. Check the links page for other internet comics. Those ones will actually make you laugh.